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caphay said: hey Ay are you alright are you drinking responsibly and aside from that are you okay??

responsibility is for loserys but i am OPK OK OK OK 10/10 OK DO NOT WORRY FRIEND 10/10 LIKE I SAID

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I DON’T CARE EOUGH SO LET’S DRINK MREOl

WHO YHINKS


WHPO THINKSnTRIULY

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tri8th is i proably wanna die

truth

ut who KNOWS

that;s the excitement of tomorrow

will IU DO IT

WILL I DO IT

WHO KNOWS

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fd8ci

fick i cannot [ell

alcnhjpFLDSM:Klgjadis

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cures for sadness:

> harry potter
> alchobol

ALCHPOL

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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noooooooow iiiiiiii laaaaaaay meeeeeeee dooooooown toooooo sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

DO YOU WANNA DANCE? DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?

DO YOU WANNA GET DRUNK AND STAY THE NIGHT?

nooooooooo reeeeeeegreeeeets noooooo bleeeeeesss ooooooobliiiiiiiiiiige

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guys I was really sad today but now I’m really happy for no reason just thought I’d share :)

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flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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"A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they’re entitled to know everything I do."

— Lisa Kleypas, Dreaming of You (via wordsnquotes)

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ask-bombastic-blake:

Sass is the best way to avoid getting fined

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mulberry-cookies:

Blumarine S/S 2014 (details) 

mulberry-cookies:

Blumarine S/S 2014 (details) 

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